Ok, so pretty much everyone who finds out that I've grown up abroad asks the inevitable 'so where have you been' and the list is stupidly long so I don't bother.

Similarly, I often hear 'so which was your favourite country' which is like asking 'do you prefer chocolate or crisps' as both have good and bad points and neither is outright favourite ... though I do like the UK a lot :)

So here's the answer to where I've been: