A basketball in my hands is worth about . A basketball in Michael Jordan’s hands is worth about million. It depends on whose hands it’s in… A baseball in my hands is worth about . A baseball in Mark McGuire’s hands is worth 19 million. It depends on whose hands it’s in… A golf club […]
A.S.A.P.
Ever wondered about the abbreviation A.S.A.P? Generally we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will begin to find a new way to deal with those rough days along the way. “There’s work to do, deadlines […]
Dear Lord (Morning Prayer)
Dear Lord: So far today, I’ve done real good! I haven’t gossiped or lost my temper. I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over indulgent, and I am very thankful for that! But God, in a few minutes I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on I’m going to need a […]
Heaven Entrance Exam – Point System
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending […]
Al Gore’s Speech
Al Gore gave a big speech about how his faith is so “important” to him. In this attempt to convince the American people that we should consider him for president, he announced that his favorite Bible verse is John l6:3. Of course, the speech writer meant John 3:l6, but nobody in the Gore camp was […]
