Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God…. “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also […]
George Carlin Strikes Again
Ever wonder about those people who spend .00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making peeing section in a swimming pool? OK… so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known […]
Interesting Facts 1
Maybe this will spur some of you to make some changes, and maybe need to get real. 1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 2. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? 3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she […]
News Items
Albuquerque, N.M. _ It may have been the most dramatic doughnut run in police history. An Albuquerque Police Department patrol helicopter landed across from a local Krispy Kreme doughnut shop last Thursday at around 2 in the morning. “They landed in a vacant field near the Krispy Kreme,” said police spokeswoman Beth Baland. “They’re not […]
Student Bloopers
In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn’t […]
