How long did the Hundred Years War last? Which country makes Panama hats? From which animal do we get catgut? In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? What is a camel’s hair brush made of? The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? What was King George VI’s first name? […]
Senior Humour
“LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL-PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING——-WOW——-WHAT A RIDE !!!” Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being […]
Eating Healthy
Here’s some Q&A’s about eating healthy… Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can […]
The Old Couple at McDonalds
A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot […]
Excercise Program
Here’s an exercise program I am starting in order to get in shape for the new year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. **WARNING – THIS EXERCISE MAY BE TOO STRENUOUS FOR SOME PEOPLE. ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.** […]
