A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the Truck Driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct […]
A Woman’s Guide to Selecting a Man’s Gift
Rule #1: When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why. Rule #2: If you cannot afford a […]
40 Facts about Men
1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it’s never used. 2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. 3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there. 4. If a man and a […]
A bunny and a snake
[Editors Note: before the war with Iraq] Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny […]
A Dictionary for Women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. ———————- A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. ———————- What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n ———————– You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned […]
