It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation. When I chucked my job and took […]
A Man, the White House and a President
A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton… The Marine on duty tells the guy that Clinton isn’t President, and to please leave. The man goes away. The next day he comes back to the White House and asks to see President Clinton. The marine on duty reminds him that […]
A New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I […]
A Shipwrecked Engineer
An engineer took a cruise to the Caribbean. It was wonderful; the experience of his life. But, alas, a hurricane came up unexpectedly and the ship went down. He was swept onto the shore of an island. No people, no supplies, nothing. He explored but found nothing other than some bananas and coconuts. He was […]
A Truck Driver, a Priest and a Lawyer
A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the Truck Driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct […]
