To the tune of “Venus” We will scrub your u-bends clean We will make your basins gleam We dis-infect with vigour Polish them with rigour, Hygiene is our trigger (YEAH!!!!!!!) We love it, yeah baby we scrub it. We’re your bog squad, Your loo-brushers, Your true flushers. We hope to make your life a treat, […]
Archives for February 2002
Weakest Link
Are you the weakest link? Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position […]
Wacky Vehicle Accident Insurance Claims
–“I thought my window was down, but I found out it was closed when I put my head through it.” –“The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.” –“I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over […]
The Wisdom of Peter Kay
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps. Everyone who […]
The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
Your basic smilies: 🙂 Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can’t hear voice inflection over Unix. 😉 Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a “don’t hit me for what I just said” smilie. 🙁 Frowning smilie. User did not […]
