A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot […]
Archives for February 2002
Senior Humour
“LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL-PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING——-WOW——-WHAT A RIDE !!!” Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being […]
Reasons why the english language is so hard to learn
The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is […]
Quotes
These came from the same article: [Editor’s Note: not sure which article this is] It’s always worth remembering what Albert Einstein once said: “There are only two things which are infinite: First, the universe; and, second, human stupidity. But I’m not sure about the first” and then: “The average EU cow receives .20 per day […]
Product Labels
These are some real product labels: On a blanket from Taiwan – NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists – REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. On a Taiwanese shampoo – USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. On the bottle-top of a […]
